CityMama is holding a contest for a Wii AND WiiFit. How sweet is that? The catch? We have to share our most embaressing fitness story. So here goes:
Daddy O wasn’t a Daddy. He was a mere chubby little 7th grader, not the hot stud that he is today. But, good thing he was doing some sit ups during gym class so he could shape up. It was the beginning of the school year at a brand new school where he knew no one but desperately wanted to make new friends. On this fateful day of gym warm ups, his big booty would betray him in the ultimate junior high humilation. While crunching his abs to loose the flab, he let out a bellowing fart that echoed through out the gym. Not once. But twice. Back to back. These gasps of wind were heard by over 100 people, and the laughs of ruthless students echoed just as loudly.
Let’s just say it was a long semester for Daddy O as he became known as, “Farty Marky.” Poor guy.
P.S. Even if our story doesn’t win, Mark and I had our share of laughs writing this together. And that in itself, is worth it.







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Are you substituting your husband for you in that story? Cause somehow, I bet it was really you that was the Farty one. ;-)
Good luck with the contest!
By Burgh Baby on 05.17.08 9:14 am | Permalink
Oh, no! Mean nicknames are the worst. I got “lizard breath” for a while.
Because of my name “Elizabeth,” not because of my breath… I hope!
By lizriz on 05.23.08 4:56 pm | Permalink
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